Famous and not so famous movie lines.

[justjeepn19]

That was gonna be my answer just cuz of the "spit" reference. Love that movie! But imo High Plains Drifter is better!

[slain]

You see, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

[hillbilly]

demolition man.   and awesome olds 442 and  a rat burger   .lol

[hillbilly]

guess i forgot to put a new one in .   duma55


here you go

"Can't say I blame you. A fellow as ugly as you are probably couldn't get to first base without a fire."


just a good line for a friend  lol

[hillbilly]

i guess that one was too hard, must not be any john wayne fans on here. its from the movie hellfighters.
 ill leave the post open for some easier ones. lol

[(Tattoo) Jack]

  This might be kinda paraphased...

   "That is the sound of an AK47, the preferred weapon of your enemy"

[N3IW]

Oh, Clint Eastwood as Gunny Highway in Heartbreak Ridge.

Sorry, I can't think of a good one right now.

[(Tattoo) Jack]

 
   Very Good Chip. That was one of my favorite movies, must've watched it about 8+ times.

   O/T: I saw a Wrangler today that had one of the most effective Tailgating deterrents I've ever seen. Instead of having some lame sign in the back saying "Baby Onboard" etc, He had a plastic rectangle mounted inside the spare, it's about 5"x8" or so, OD Green with the words.. "Front Toward Enemy" I just started laughing MAO. For those you who don't know, it's an M18A1  youtu.be/kDqaeMGMAWk

   Yeah... Tailgate now... 

[Rick_Bear]

Next...

"Get three coffins ready".

Very good Leonard
View the clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeFpM2OEWPs

[Leonard]

Oh, that's Clint Eastwood, Fistful of Dollars.  Good movie. Sometimes the dead can be more useful than the living.

Ok, my turn.....

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

[N3IW]

That sounds like Monty Python's Holy Grail.


Jack, at on time, I was thinking of turning my M38A1 into an M38A1-C.  Probably wouldn't get too many people trying to cut me off with a recoil-less rifle mounted on the jeep 

Here's an easy one:  "It's just like riding a bike, only a lot harder to put playing cards in the wheels."   My memory may be a little off on the exact words, but you should recognize it.

[Leonard]

I blew the dust off of this one the other day and watched it.

Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?
Then you won't be angry?
I will NOT be angry.
Abby Someone.
Abby Someone. Abby who?
Abby Normal.

[N3IW]

Young Frankenstein.

Darn, I still can't think of a good one

[(Tattoo) Jack]

  "The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good.

[(Tattoo) Jack]

   "Well, I believe in the soul, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curveball, high fiber, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, over-rated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days..."